Or do the Germans come up with like totally awesome brand names? Exhibit A: Crusti Croc potato chips. Just a letter or two away from an old man's groin.
Exhibit B: SNACKY CRACKY!! All I will say about this one is that Ingo and I chortled, snorted, guffawed and then snorted some more at this brilliant brand. I think we freaked the kids out a little.
And Exhibit C: the popular, MCENNEDY AMERICAN WAY dried cranberries. Now that Bush is out of office, the AMERICAN WAY cranberries are back in good standing in Germany. Although MCENNEDY never went out of style.